A Reading Guide
Bold text means we are being completely serious.
Italic text means we are being completely satirical.
Regular text means we are not sure which is which, and neither should you be.
Some of what follows is serious policy that any reasonable person would support.
Some of what follows is absurdist satire designed to expose the hypocrisy of a system...
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